funniest Nigerians on twitter!!

*roll drums* let me introduce u to the funniest people on twitter IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER....their tweets will make u laugh anytime,anyday
1. Babatunde Lawal- @2ndelawal

tweets:
 What's the present tense of Wicked?.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Its not good to waste money, remember? RT @Soundsultan: VETERAN album by baba dee on d streets GErrit now or DULLabout 7 hours ago via ÜberSocialReally, what are the consequences for eating or shagging dreams. Because, hmmm..
about 7 hours ago via ÜberSocial 
2. Demilade Roberts- @demilader

tweets: This is 2011, it is a crime to flash another person. I mean we now have N50 credit for broke people.
6:10 PM Feb 21st via Twitter for iPadIn Yemen, you ask a kid what he wants to be in future, and he replies "I want to be a suicide bomber"10:15 AM Feb 21st via ÜberSocial
3. Adepeju Adewusi: @peju_A

tweets: I always leave everything to the last minute, that's why my babe left me for a 1 minute man.27 minutes ago via ÜberSocialSagba, chapy G, sweet boy or Mike Adenuga. Common names nigerians use to tease Gay guys4:24 PM Feb 22nd via ÜberSocialOne babes lace wig I saw today was beyond me, as in this one should be called aso oke wig. This one had pattern & hemming2:52 PM Feb 22nd via ÜberSocial

So this fresher(diploma) student comes up to me & says are you "peju_A"? You don't know me but I follow you & I'm a big fan.#TheEnd2:38 PM Feb 22nd via ÜberSocial
4.Playbackgenius: @playbackgenius

 tweets: #Tweminar start monitoring your son if he's playing with Barbies instead of Action Man @ age 4about 3 hours ago via ÜberSocialA girl's blackberry is a potential porn gadget.. Sexy pics and tingsabout 16 hours ago via ÜberSocialJust imagine ur babe using Pankere aka Cane as a whip in the bed shaabout 17 hours ago via ÜberSocial
5.Sir Robert Scribbles: @sir_scribbles

 

1. #Gaddafi @bodyguard: "wats dat noise outside?" Guard:" D pple r protesting against u sir" *turns 2 mumsy* ":( I thot u sed they liked me"about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
2. #Gaddafi (BBM group chat) Gaddafi@Mubarak "u knw u startd all dis nonsense shey?" Mugabi: "laughs" Gaddafi@Mugabi "dey der dey laff. Ur nxt"about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
3. #Gaddafi *dials* *ringing* Hello, u have reached d dictators emergency hotline. Press 1 2 report an invasion. Press 2 for Civil unrest...about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
4. #Gaddafi "protest? Kmt! ungrateful morrasuckers" *puts country on ebay*about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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   #Gaddafi "The voices in my head won't let me think!" *smacks head* "shut up Abacha! I'm tryin to focus"about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
   6. zeem: @lousi_The_XIII
   
   note: nt him in d picturetweets: this woman need concentrate on her slides....how can u gbagaun this much in a presentation...u no get "Autocorrect"about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Goodluck is in town....and I swear I dint kniw Niger state had this much Police...Eye Service toh Gengstah!about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Nna Mhen....Micheal Shackson Can Dance......Bikoabout 22 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry
   6. SNN's Tatafo Today: @SNN_headlinestweets:
   1. Thanks for joining us once again. Remember, if it never happened, or it's too hilarious to be true, u'll hear it 1st on SNN9:37 PM Feb 18th via Seesmic for BlackBerry
   2. Optimism spreads at ASU (African Sidechicks United) as society member finally gets promoted to Main chick.9:36 PM Feb 18th via Seesmic for BlackBerry
   3. And finally.....9:35 PM Feb 18th via Seesmic for BlackBerry
   4. Man has change of mind after £1 coin hits his forehead9:32 PM Feb 18th via Seesmic for BlackBerry
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      Ibo man in Dallas sues mirror for copyright infringment9:27 PM Feb 18th via Seesmic for BlackBerry
      OTHERS REALLY FUNNY TWEEPS I RECOMMEND INCLUDE:  @riKOKOmasta @kidkonnect  @Misundastudent @lumidizzle etc 
    

Goodluck!!! Dakore Akande

i wish u all the best in ur marriage....i'm jealous of you oh!! errrmm!! does olumide have a younger brother? *wink*

Mr Olumide Akande

i really love her wedding pictures.......the gown is amazing nd she looks drop dead gorgeous...i love it!!!